looks around, all shady like, dressed from head to toe in a hooded cloak-like garment with no stealthy features at all, being bright white, red, and blue. "Hey there, uh, keep it on the down low, but Im looking for work again if theres any openings in the... uh, "Industry""
Darling, there are always openings for those that are willing to work hard. As long as you are in good health, and meet the strict requirements that the industry sets out, you should be fine. So, you looking to pitch, catch, or play the field? Catching is the easiest to get in on, I won’t lie. But there is no need to get butthurt if that isn’t your sort of thing. *The mare chuckles at her own terrible joke, before winking playfully and sticking out her tongue.*
shon-howell:
Okay, for the record this piece was never lost! I’d merely secured it under a pile of other art for safe keeping… for several weeks… uh, yeah.
wip pencils of commission for Turning Tricks
Oh. My. God. THIS IS SIMPLY AMAZING! Beautiful…Well worth the wait!~
I quite enjoy watching classic films, gardening, and on occasion, cooking. Other than that, you can usually find me doing social things like attending parties, or going out clubbing. In reality, I’ll do just about anything if I believe that it could be entertaining.
Dear Ms. Tricks, an anonymous somepony suggested I contact you, stating that you carried a number of educational motion pictures. I am...woefully out-of-touch with this new era's fashion and courtship behaviour. Do you have any films you'd recommend to help me adapt to modern Equestria?
Educational films on courtship? Darling, my films in no way, shape, or form are educational. Everything I do is simply for the entertainment of ponies that wish to…how should I put this? Relieve tension in a sexual manner. Simply put, all my films are for clopping.
dat-ensayne:
Tricks derp derp
You like what you see, darlings?
You're gorgeous. Do you ever do private shows?
Darling, I’m a film star, not a stripper or a hooker. There was ONE exception to the rule, and that was simply because one does not refuse royalty.
Thanks to all who participated in this! These are the lucky winners that contributed to my trip to Bronycon!
Dear Friends,
I will be out of Ponyville for a few days on a trip to find something. Please do not worry, I will be back in good time. I shall return once I have found what I seek.~
-Turning Tricks
((NOTE: THIS IS ALL IN CHARACTER. I AM STILL HERE!))
